Editor's Note: This post was written by Coconuts Bangkok's 2 female editors, based on anecdotal proof, observation and hours of discussion with genuine, actual males. You might recognize some of these profile types if you've been in Bangkok awhile. If you're new to the city, you may consider this a crash course. No matter how you take a look at it, it's planned to be amusing and don't fret, we're already at work on our outrageous profiles of the city's guys.




* Discover out how the city's guys accumulated. *




1. The Do-gooder NGO Woman on THB125,000 Wage




Her objectives are lofty and her head is in the clouds. She desires to help the needy and bad-- and she'll tell you about it over many, many THB300 mixed drinks at Above 11. If she welcomes you back to her place, go. It will be a palace cause she's got an accommodation allowance.




2. The Hi-so Thai Girl Slumming It




She's got the appearances, the clothing, the vehicle, the money. She does not require you for anything so, if she's seeing you, you're probably a DJ, a design, or French. She might take you to a launch celebration, a style occasion, or The Commons to reveal you off to her buddies. Or she'll ask to go to one of "your" places so she can see how the working class socializes. You will not be brought house to satisfy Mommy and Daddy though. That's just for hi-so Thai people.




3. The English Instructor




You understand her. You see her at Cheap Charlie's, and you may work beside her. She thought moving to Thailand would be everything about experience, exotic food, new friends, island-hopping, and romance. It is, other than without the romance. You see, nobody told her prior to she showed up that Thai men aren't actually into farang ladies and foreign guys mostly pertained to bang Thai chicks. Due to the fact that of this, she hasn't gotten laid in a while and will bear with more bad behavior than she would in her home nation. As far as her lifestyle, she needs to work at 7:30 every morning so she's pretty straight-laced throughout the week however beware on the weekends-- it's celebration time from Friday afternoon up until Sunday night. You won't be able to maintain.




4. The Freelancer




You satisfied her at Levels and could not believe how hot she was. The heavens smiled on you when she consented to return to your location. When you got there, after some constructing out, she asked for money. You were shocked but, truly, should you be? She's not exactly a prostitute ... but she's not precisely not a woman of the street. Congratulations, you've bedded your first freelancer. And you can make her coffee in the early morning since yes, she needs to go to the office too.




5. The Backpacker Fling




Perhaps you fulfilled her on Tinder or on an inebriated night that ended on Khao San. Because the evaluating will be severe and swift, we don't know where you found her however do not bring her out with your regional or expat good friends. She's got a set of elephant pants, a travel blog site, and (a minimum of) two-day stubble on her legs. The drawbacks: she may have dreadlocks and certainly wishes to take a tuk-tuk. The advantages: you do not need to purchase her dinner, and she'll be gone soon.




6. The "Accidental" Ladyboy




Oops! You swear, you had no idea. Yup, that's what they all state. Everyone's got a story. Simply enjoy it.




7. The Foreign-born Thai Girl/ International School Kid




She seems amazing initially. She appears like your wet dreams about Asian ladies, however you can speak to her like a lady from house. She watches the very same TV programs as you, understands about foreign scrap food and streams the exact same bands as you on Spotify. It's incredible up until you realize that, if you desired to date a woman from home, you could have simply remained there.




8. The Thai "Great Lady"




She works in a workplace and deals with way a lot of relative. She has to be home by midnight and won't make love with you. She does not like Western food however will put up with your hamburger fixation and pretend to enjoy it. She invests a lot of time looking at websites you don't comprehend on her phone and sending an unlimited stream of LINE stickers to other Thai people. She's the docile Asian lady of your fantasies and doesn't have an opinion about politics, economics or world events. Or, if she does, her English is not good enough to share her concepts. You can ply her with details and she'll respond, "Yes, I agree."




9. The Long-distance Woman




She was the reason you moved to Thailand in the very first location. After years of fantasizing about Asian girls without meeting any, you discovered the best one on Thaifriendly.com. Her name has the word "porn" in it however she declares it indicates "desire" in Thai.




Online, you spoke with her for hours everyday about your life and feelings. She was the most Beautiful Thai women understanding, unique charm you 'd ever understood. One day, you concerned check out and discovered yourself transferring to Thailand completely. Now you're not exactly sure if you wish to be with her given that there are so lots of hotter girls here.




10. The European "Design"




Her English sucks, her Thai draws and she seriously needs a sandwich. In truth, all 10 Eastern European girls that share her 2-bedroom on Sukhumvit Soi 23 need a sandwich. She never ever does any modeling jobs, however she doesn't require to pay lease and cobbles together a meager buzz and living from emerging at "model's night" at various questionable clubs. Advantage: she can find any drugs you or your friends are searching for. She may even offer them.




11. The Woman that Desires to Get Married and Go to your Nation




She's single-minded in her objective and will discuss it to you typically. She makes you take her to acquire boots and a winter season coat throughout your very first month of dating because "it's so cold in your nation." She insinuated the question, "How many kids do you want?" early on and would do anything to leave her past behind. She's already buddies with your sister on Facebook and has actually seen way too much Pals and Chatter Lady.




12. The Bar Lady




You never ever thought a journey to Nana Plaza would end in real love, but there she remains in front of Spanky's bar screaming "Good-looking mannnn!" at you. Right then, you understand she's the one. Plus, she has a tighter ass than any white chick. After you buy her a "girl beverage," you learn this Isaan appeal understands more English than you thought. She informs you stories about her household in the upcountry, and how she's operating in Bangkok to send out money to them. You give her a huge tip and pay a THB1,000 bar fine, so she can spend the night at your guest home. You seem like a knight in shining armor when she tells you the money will be utilized to treat her household's sick buffalo.




When you end up dating her, you can constantly shut her up with one sentence: "Honey, how much of my money have you invested today?"




13. The Gold Digger




She desires you to be her sweetheart, or a minimum of her sugar daddy. She does not appear to have a task and most beautiful Thai women you can't actually tell how she 'd been supporting herself before she fulfilled you. In the beginning, the relationship's excellent since she doesn't wish to move in, go to your country, or spend excessive time with you. After all, she's typically hectic with her "bro." A minimum of, that's what she calls the Thai person she's always with. No concerns, that's in fact her other half and he does not want to get a task so he's delighted to share his partner with you rather. Till he does excessive yaba one night and kills you both. Sorry, we mean, until you mistakenly fall off of your balcony in Pattaya.